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BREAKING NEWS, apparently brakes are the newest, hippist, hoppity of slavery, that even Margaret Garner would destory her beloved fixed wheel bicycle before adding those notorious brake on the front of her sleek creation she birthed from hell.
Have the tiles turned? are people no longer whip skidding to gain entry into Look Mum No Friends? will there be less faces graffiti being smeared onto the rear of a double decker as a credential for those who are with the street? will bicycle shop see less customers due to the lack of tyres wear? are we not able to provide the Darwin award for those who decided that the red light are a mere displeasure?
**HOLD THE FRONT PAGE.
**
BREAKING NEWS, apparently brakes are the newest, hippist, hoppity of slavery, that even Margaret Garner would destory her beloved fixed wheel bicycle before adding those notorious brake on the front of her sleek creation she birthed from hell.
Have the tiles turned? are people no longer whip skidding to gain entry into Look Mum No Friends? will there be less faces graffiti being smeared onto the rear of a double decker as a credential for those who are with the street? will bicycle shop see less customers due to the lack of tyres wear? are we not able to provide the Darwin award for those who decided that the red light are a mere displeasure?
People! Mancini have spoken!