Cvndsh

always thought you were a dirty man...

htrs gnn ht

Jst nthr xrcs n pntlss brndng.

Who recently reissued their entire back catalogue. TLLMWRSRFNG

How about LVSTNG? Hear that one's going spare...

Do you love Sting too?

Sting - My One and Only Love - YouTube

Also I hate this trend for green things, because I hate green.

and I thought we were so alike!

MOAR GREEN

I don't think I could wear a t-shirt saying FST AS FCK whilst going slightly less than FST AS FCK.

Shoulda just called it CAV.

cav.com isn't available

Whereas cvndsh.com was

And the "fastest man on two wheels" is Rocky Robinson, who reached 605 km/h

Minor detail though.

Hell, he's not even the fastest man on a bicycle, that's Markus Stöckl with 165 km/h

Still... minor detail.

I really love Cav, not sure about this CVNDSH guy.

And the "fastest man on two wheels" is Rocky Robinson, who reached 605 km/h

Minor detail though.

Hell, he's not even the fastest man on a bicycle, that's Markus Stöckl with 165 km/h

Still... minor detail.

"Fred Rompelberg from Maastricht, the Netherlands is the current holder of the motor paced speed world record cycling with 268.831 km/h (166.9 mph). He used a special bicycle behind a dragster of the Strasburg Drag Racing Team at the Bonneville Salt Flats."

So, CVNDSH just needs to get himself a faster MTR PCR.

And a pair of spoks.

I like the branding! I'm totally behind Cav to wind the TDF 2013... I've already got my 1/10000 bet placed!

was it at the specialised concept store?

right i'm being dense. is there a non-fuck-based meaning of FST AS FCK that I'm missing?

FirST claASs FreCKle

Spclzd cncpt str

Fxd.

Smbdyplsthnkfthchldrn.gf

RMRGRD!

Total shite.

This forum can be a right sack of cunts!

A long established forumenger lands THE top British rider's brand account and we take piss!!!

Tom - well done mate. I'm fucking proud of you.

Cavendish is well within his rights to make any dough he can with the time he's got, selling himself the same way Tommy Simpson sold himself with a brolly and bowler at the start of races.
Cav's light will burn bright, but short. Reap those rewards while you can, you wonderful short arsed hurricane!

And Tilover, good work on that promo.

This forum can be a right sack of cunts!

A long established forumenger lands THE top British rider's brand account and we take piss!!!

On the cntrr, we have all largely taken on board the (almost) vowel-less mrktng cncpt and thereby fallen for the brndng xrcs, as everybody will now easily be able to remember Cav's web-site address, which the brndrs will have noted as a sccss. A bit of pss-tkng never hurt anyone. :)

I like it. Cycling, for all the attention it has received in the past year, as a sport, is still niche. Armstrong did a lot over the years to promote it to the general populace, but his contribution has largely, if not completely, come undone.

It's not design, it's not catering to those who have followed him for years. Cycling is a hard fckng sport to wrap your head around if you haven't been introduced to it. The sport needs heroes that allow people to break into the clique.

It communicates to a different audience than found here. While I think vowel-dropping is on par with using numerals as letters, it's nice to see a bit of attitude and ambition to crack the sport-requires-a-ball-and-WAG mentality. Fst As Fck is easy to grasp and it's an entry for these people. There is a lot of opportunity here, and that's a good thing.

Still, some of the piss-takes are pretty funny.

is this like kvlt?

Cav's light will burn bright, but short. Reap those rewards while you can, you wonderful short arsed hurricane!
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Give me a fucking break. He's already made more money than most people will in their entire lives. He's likely to have a ten year or more career. You make him sound like bloody X-factor winner. I'm pretty sure he can make a decent living without tying himself to Nike who are, always have been and always will be, a sack of shit company.