Football

I was listening to Radio 4 this morning. The Today programme. They had a bloke on talking about slang and net speak and I SWEAR, that the final words in the feature were 'yes, there are lots of words that prove without a doubt that the speaker is a cunt of the highest order, but 'lozzles' is the one that says 'uber-cunt' like no other'.
The chances of anyone saying "cunt of the highest order" and "uber-cunt" on Radio 4 are currently about the same as Pisti donning a Liverpool shirt.
#weartheshirt