Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

There are hundreds of them here. I sat next to one in my (small by comparison) euopean hatchback and this thing just dwarfed everything else on the road. A guy parks one downstairs and takes up two parking spaces, so I parked in his space and he left a note on my car explaining that I was occupying his space and not to park there again.

He was clearly a local, so I got one of the boys in work to write something in arabic explaining that not one of the spaces downstairs were actually allocated and that I would park wherever I felt. He took exception to this and left another note stating that he didn't care - they were where he liked to park and he had no objection to me parking there as long as I parked in a way that would allow him to park his beloved Hummer.

I now make a point of parking diagonally across these two spaces...

Proper hummer or the H2 H3 ones?