[CSB]Every single morning for the last two weeks I've had to get out of bed at 5am go into the living room, out the patio doors and into the garden (in my pants) to scare off a magpie which has taken to sitting in the tree directly outside our bedroom window and endlessly repeating it's irritating football rattle alarm call. The stupid cunt.[/CSB]
[CSB]Every single morning for the last two weeks I've had to get out of bed at 5am go into the living room, out the patio doors and into the garden (in my pants) to scare off a magpie which has taken to sitting in the tree directly outside our bedroom window and endlessly repeating it's irritating football rattle alarm call. The stupid cunt.[/CSB]