Euromillions cycling dreams

Ok, there's another frankly obscene amount of money (£122,000,000) to be won tonight. If your numbers came up, what cycling-related stuff would you buy/invest in?

No posting endless lists of specifications and components please. I want to hear cool ideas for tours, holidays, group events, mad contraptions and campaigning and schemes for encouraging cycling as a sport, means of transport, fashion statement etc. etc. etc.

So multi-millionaires, what will it be?

a balaclava

Baklava

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bank roll Microcosm

A pony for Chainbreaker

sneaks out of office to buy ticket

Someone to cycle for me so I don't have to.

Wiggo's free this year.

I would buy Detroit, and turn it into a gladiatorial arena.

i do love ponies!

I would build a private one of these for my commute.

must get ticket.
^ and i am with villa-ru on the rainbow amazing highway.

TW2 - i would buy part of detroit, and turn it into a car free community. where the only non human powered vehicles would be communal.

1 x barrel of Rapha embrocation

A ponytail for Chainbreaker

Backhander for Boris to make Zone 1 car-free

Foffa Hi-Pro

TW2 - i would buy part of detroit, and turn it into a car free community. where the only non human powered vehicles would be communal.
I like it - and this is still entirely consistent with the denizens being armed with tridents, spears and short swords.

Baklava

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Curse you for posting that! I'm trying to lose a few pounds and now I'm going to be unable to enjoy my coffee without baklava.

Buy Witcomb off Tony Malonie and revive them

Someone to cycle for me so I don't have to.

Wiggo's free this year.

I like this idea. I'd buy team sky, a batch of EPO and a fleet of these.

I would buy Rapha, and replace the entire range with polyester weave and worsted terylene.

Buy rapha and put the prices up by 2.5% per week to see how much people are willing to pay as some sort of social experiment.

Scratch that - Simon Mottram is already on the case.

Hire armed motorbike outriders to carry my stuff and kill off anyone that gets in the way.

Build a wind tunnel that pumps through NOS instead of air.

Buy a beer factory and or pub

Add a process to the chocolate making in Cadburys that sees one batch per day randomly swam in by myself and released to the market. Then make it law that chocolate consumption is mandatory.

Bake an apple pie the size of London.

Buy a permanent luxury carriage for on Eurostar and then extend it.

Push Liverpool into the sea.

Get really really fucking high for a long time.

Tow Australia closer to Europe and build a bridge between them. Become the troll under said bridge.

I'd buy this place and turn it into a bike specific b&b offering routes and rides around the country lanes. It's an old bike shop opposite a good pub, in a county with no motorways and lots of quiet lanes that cars don't use any more. Plus, the locals' Strava game is weak, and it's on Butt Lane. What's not to like?

God, even in my wildest dreams I'm disappointingly practical.