• question from a watch knob
    Watch Snob,

    **I am a 21-year-old CEO of an international trade brokerage firm. This will be my first luxury watch purchase so I want it to be one that will stand out in the board room. I am looking to get two or three watches. I really like the color blue, but I am not sure if that goes well with luxury watches in a business environment. I am planning on spending $50,000 to $75,000 for each watch, if necessary. I would like one to be a sport/dive watch as I enjoy sporting events and diving.
    **

    So you’re 21, the CEO of “an international trade brokerage firm,” willing to spend a quarter million dollars on watches and really like the color blue? Hmm… something tells me you’re not being honest with the Snob. You know what you deserve? You deserve nothing short of the gaudiest, cheapest and most embarrassingly gauche creation the just-paroled Jacob the Jeweler can concoct for you. Make sure it’s quartz and has lots of big, blue diamonds all over it -- it’ll go perfect with your lime-green Lamborghini, already receding hairline and Napoleon complex.

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