• I hope this cunt is on here.

    Your bike is much too big for you, your tyres are almost completely flat, and your gear is way too high for you.
    Your technique makes skrtluv look elegant and your braking ability (both via skidz and suicide lever) is negligible.

    When there is a red light, stop. Don't pull out into the middle of the crossing where you cant see shit, then stop, and hold everyone up when the lights change, because you're slow as shit. Over. And. Over.

    That cab you narrowly avoided smashing into had done nothing wrong, neither did the bus you proceeded to shout at afterwards.

    You cant ride for shit and your attitude stinks. Fuck you.

    NurseHolliday rumbled!

    Something about the description doesn't quite fit, though. :)

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