Football

re-upping?

shakes head

He reads the guardian. David Simonisms are to be expected.

I'd also say that Valencia had an off season, Nani too.
I can't be arsed to dig out the stats but I think Valencia was top dog in the 2011/12 season. And Nani wasn't too bad then either.

One Direction's Niall Horan has given his seal of approval to the Johnny Russell signing.

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Direction-singer-Niall-s-delight-Russell-signing/story-19250238-detail/story.html#axzz2VuvLA8W7

And in other news, there is a One Direction movie coming out. Thread social anyone?

hold the presses / front pages Niall Horan has spoken

One Direction >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You love em really, I bet you have them on your turbo training playlist.

...turbo training playlist.
The horror!!!

well done everton ladies

Suarez:

"Ever since I arrived I have felt bad, they [the media] have never judged me for my play but with the attitude that he dives, protests, makes gestures, racism … everything. I'm South American and I think that's the root of all of this,

so it's not that you're a biting, cheating racist then? Good to know.

Could have been worse, check this monumental wanker out!

http://youtu.be/qwP8UBgWVdA

Suarez:

[QUOTE]"Ever since I arrived I have felt bad, they [the media] have never judged me for my play but with the attitude that he dives, protests, makes gestures, racism … everything. I'm South American and I think that's the root of all of this,

so it's not that you're a biting, cheating racist then? Good to know.[/QUOTE]

Typical Scouser, always blaming someone else.

Manchester City have lost another member of staff after the death of the club's cat Wimblydon. Wimblydon arrived at the club's Carrington training ground around 13 years ago and is estimated to have eaten 200 mice and 7,000 sachets of food during his time there as well as drinking more than 100 litres of milk.

RIP sweet prince may angels carry you swiftly to your place of rest

That's sad news dicki but what worries me is that rather then bringing on a young British born cat with signs of potential to take over from Wimblydon, they will instead bring in a highly paid overseas cat who despite occaisional flashes of brilliance will be content to sit on the warm car bonnets and not do the hard work of chasing mice all day.

Hehehe...

Yeah, but Ramaye, the cost of developing a young British cat is exorbitant. It's much easier to poach a developed young cat from anywhere else in the world. Preferably from another club with a better talent development stream.

It's a shame that no Asian cats have made it into a British club yet.
Plenty of African cats, but I guess that's because of the post colonial nature of France. I look forward to the integration of Spanish cats, in the recent mousing tournament for the U3 squads the Spanish team had at least 9 cats who were mousing at La Liga institutions such as Barca and Real Madrid for a full season.

And who do England have in a similar situation? Everton's mousing squad has been decimated by injury this season.
Still, at least our mousers are better than Scotland.

his mice to sachets ratio is pretty poor though
not far from the bottom of the snarling opta cats

AVB being sounded out by PSG
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jun/11/paris-st-germain-andre-villas-boas

match made in abbreviation heaven?

When the big clubs start playing pass the managerial parcel all those teams beneath best be wary lest their young bright manager is poached.

Pretty sure he won't go, despite the lure of the almighty dollar, he hasn't spent more than a season at any of the clubs he's managed and you've got to build on what you've achieved so far to prosper, so I see him being with us till 2015, maybe if we challenge again and win something (Europa League - when does the carrot of Champions League entry if you win the Europa start? FA Cup) we'll renegotiate his contract and try and tie him in for another couple or three seasons..

I suppose you're right, the big clubs have been doing a lot of pass the managerial parcel so little Spuds should be rightfully worried.

AVB being sounded out by PSG
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jun/11/paris-st-germain-andre-villas-boas

match made in abbreviation heaven?

When the big clubs start playing pass the managerial parcel all those teams beneath best be wary lest their young bright manager is poached.

Pretty sure he won't go, despite the lure of the almighty dollar, he hasn't spent more than a season at any of the clubs he's managed and you've got to build on what you've achieved so far to prosper, so I see him being with us till 2015, maybe if we challenge again and win something (Europa League - when does the carrot of Champions League entry if you win the Europa start? FA Cup) we'll renegotiate his contract and try and tie him in for another couple or three seasons..

^Exhibit A
Exhibit A

More bedwetting...

#ontopic #offseason #>>>>>>>> #weartheshirt

Jaw,

not inferiority complex, have reality goggles firmly on. Did PSG think Ancelotti would consider bailing on them for Real. They believe they are just as big a club. But their manager is getting their head turned.

Spurs have a good young manager, I believe he'll stay but nothing is ever certain
exhibit A Pisti and a certain vow to wear a red shirt if his clubs manager took over at a certain big club
exhibit B Pisti vowing to not watch his beloved team if a certain manager from a just relegated side took over at the club he plastically follows.