• Cunty Black cab driver.

    Warwick Road I'm in the outer lane he decides he wants to be there so puts on indicator pulls over causing me to skid stop (yay) he rolls down the window and this exchange begins
    BC "I SAW YA!"
    CB "Then why did you change lanes"
    BC "shhhhaaddap"
    CB "You muggy cunt"

    He pulls across me and starts to undo his belt (ooer) I get off the bike and ask him in no uncertain terms to please continue to get out of your vehicle and I will glady have fisticuffs with you...I'd like to say he thought twice because I look a right double hard bastard but I doubt my silly hat and pasty legs had anything to do with and was probably the two old grumblies in the back scared shitless.

    Lock Stock and two smoking Barrel adjusters is

    way

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