Does anyone own a Canyon?

You are becoming more Scoble like by the day - how many aluminium or carbon bikes have you actually ridden?

1 each
(caad 10 and dolan mythos)

No one can just 'be' scoble

Armchair expert then.

This.

Add it to the bullshit forum stock responses/opinions:

1. You must do yoga to ride a bike
   
2. Have you considered a bike fit?
   
3. High end alu is superior to anything made out of carbon costing less than £1500 f+f
   
4. I have a 't-rex' body shape (no you don't, you just ride with a bag on and have no flexibility...)
   
5. Go custom
   
6. 23mm wide rims and Di2 or GTFO
   etc etc etc