"Oh Shit" moments...

Last night I found out what I involuntarily scream when someone nearly drives in to me on a roundabout: “Jesus Christ!”

The driver pulled over just after the roundabout to apologise profusely: she didn’t see me, she didn’t look, she’s normally a really careful driver, she’s so sorry. I stood by the side of the road shaking and told her not to do it again, and then she burst into tears. Why are you crying?! You nearly killed ME!!

I hate this when you end up comforting the person who almost killed you. I ended up telling someone to get fucked last time this happened.