Sports days are now non-competitive, thanks to the Skullies of this world.
It's all, "well done for taking part"
Meanwhile my kids are like, "did you see how fast I ran Dad?
Balanced by hot headed competitive dads like me, shouting....
'If I see so much as a gram of compassion for your enemy, in your eyes. I will piss in your Skylanders collection, and use your 'where's wally' books as bog paper! Crush them, and delight in the feel of their suffering under your heel!'
Kids need gentle encouragement. Even in mini league football.
Balanced by hot headed competitive dads like me, shouting....
'If I see so much as a gram of compassion for your enemy, in your eyes. I will piss in your Skylanders collection, and use your 'where's wally' books as bog paper! Crush them, and delight in the feel of their suffering under your heel!'
Kids need gentle encouragement. Even in mini league football.