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next question ... how long will she get in chokey ?

i'm presuming it isn't the first stupid thing she's done
i've seen her other twitter posts where she admits to burying bodies on the north norfolk coast
the 10kg of crack she smuggled into the country and her false imprisonment of 3 young male childs

surely she'll get some custodial ?

No custodial, a driving ban, a driving course recommendation, suspended sentence at worst, community service likely.

Depending on the crime, if she is convicted, it will haunt her through her adult career as most "Trusted" positions require a CRB check of sorts and explaining to the HR department that your CRB is flagged because of a hit and run doesn't go down too well in any profession.

Is essence, if convicted, she will be wanking old men off for pennies inside a week..................