I hope she gets sniffed in the crotch by someones dog in the park and the dog owner says "he must smell your dog" and then there is an awkward silence as they both acknowledge that she doesn't own any pets and actually her shelf just smells like tasty cheese.
I hope she gets sniffed in the crotch by someones dog in the park and the dog owner says "he must smell your dog" and then there is an awkward silence as they both acknowledge that she doesn't own any pets and actually her shelf just smells like tasty cheese.