Forum Rider Down and/or notification of minor incidents

The opening post on this thread

This thread is for you to post about minor incidents involving either forum members or yourselves.
It is categorically not for people who have fallen off their bike owing to stupidity or alcohol usage.

If you were involved in a serious incident which required the emergency services please refer to the Rider Down User's Guide as to whether you should start a separate thread. If in doubt use this thread.

Think carefully before starting discussion about your own incident and who was to blame as it may open you to unwanted criticism.

It should go without saying but keep it on topic.
Any off topic comments will be deleted, that includes the little anecdotes people think may be amusing.
For the record, they make you heartless, not humorous.