Football

I love how many Liverpool "fans" are banging on, on here and elsewhere about how the manager they sacked for incompetence has won a trophy. It was won in spite of and not because of Benitez. He will be gone on Sunday. You can have him if you wish but I doubt that you do wish.

Sadly the only trouble in Amsterdam yesterday came from Liverpool supporters who had won tickets in the ludicrous UEFA lottery. Ironic given that they have always claimed that it was Chelsea supporters who caused the murders at Heysel.

Oh Clive!