I confess...

I can't hear the tv anyway due to broken ears, and I figure I've already got a laptop so if I need something to look at I can just stare at that instead. The TV literally doesn't do anything, just sits there, switched off, all the time, taking up an entire corner. I don't suppose you want it?

If it's a CRT then it would appear, based on my recent experience, that it is fashionable to drive it to Layhams and dump it on the side of the road.