• Had the car for a month now and already have two speeding fines. I guess it's just a case of remembering where the cameras are.

    They do handily send you an sms notifying you that you've been a naughty boy.

    I was only doing 140 in and 80 zone for the first one which'll cost me £120, but the second one may hit harder financially...

    Get too many in a short space of time and they impound your car in a desert compound. Exactly the kind of place you'd NEVER want to leave a matchbox car, let alone a real one.

    Next month will see new boots all round and I'm toying with road-legal semi slick things.

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