What time is it? Watches and horology

Some entertaining stuff in there:

No self-respecting man above the age of 25 should be wearing anything less than a $5,000 watch, with an in-house movement of course. If you wear a nice watch, you’ll be surrounded by successful people and live a lucrative life. You show me your $100 Skagen, and I'll show you the $100 Scotch that Sheamus and I drink every night at the club. You tell me who's having more fun.