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@Lynchman
Not exactly sure what happened, but apparently I got killed in a biking accident… Literally… and somehow survived! The old ticker is fine though. Well not really. It seems my heart is oversized, hence I should be due a heart attack anytime soon. Other than that everything else is absolutely fucked. Lost the eyesight on one eye, which may or may not be repairable. Punctured both lungs, one will most likely have to go, ruptured my spleen which is now gone. Ruptured my liver, which is currently recuperating... No shit! One kidney gone. Lost my tongue and one ear, most of my teeth, lost one of my nuts let alone my dick, but apparently they can fix the latter. Virtually every bone in my body is broken, legs, arms, collarbones, ribs, hip, knees, you name it... all in all 86 fractures I'm told, not counting a crushed scull and severe neck and spinal injuries.