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Never mind Spanker, you seem to have wandered on to this forum on a night when the natives are restive. The forum rules are that you will always be wrong. The natives are right about the bottle cages. I hope the bars are comfortable because they do look silly. Finally, change those heavy, slippery, crappy, ugly tyres for something lighter and more tasteful which might even give you some grip!

Does that mean I will never be right, even if I make it past my first few posts?
Had some far lighter tyres but they werent red, I like red.