In the news

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-22346095
An elderly couple's car "plunges" over the edge of a "multi-storey" car park, but miraculously the couple escape with only minor injuries.

Quite a promising tale, until you click on the link and see the picture, and find out that the car in fact only fell 7 feet, from the first floor to the ground.

And frustratingly it was the "car" that plunged. All on it's own. Nothing to do with it's occupants or anything that they might or might not have done...

These sentiant cars are dangerous I tell you, and people should be stopped from using them. All Kia Ceed's should be taken off of the road until we understand how this one went rogue.