Jokes / Joke du jour!

Vincent Van Gogh was standing at the corner of the bar in his local pub when his mate Rembrandt walked in.
"Fancy a Whiskey, Van Goghy?" called out Rembrandt.
"No, its okay", said Van Gogh, "I've got one ear."

This had better be one of them non-famous Rembrandts because dear Goghy was born nearly 200 years after Rembrandt-the-famous.
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