Do people really buy...

Recently my housemate offered me some vegetarian sausages.
She seems to be addicted to them and is going through at least two packets a week.
They actually taste like cheap, low quality (10% meat, 90% cardboard) pork sausages. If i didn't know what i was eating i'd be thinking that it was pork.
I didn't enjoy them.
Would not recommend.

Linda McCartney does Toad in the Hole, it is pukka. I would rather be a veggie, than eat pig arsehole, & budgie innards, thats what they put in meat sausages!

I would rather eat pig arsehole, & budgie innards than a cylindrical tube made of almost pure gluten. Animal arseholes are food, gluten aint.