Jokes / Joke du jour!

it's simple Iain, there was a famous adultery scandal involving tiger woods, tiger woods plays golf, golf is a make of car, cars are what people drive when they go to commit an adultery, when someone commits adultery it can be described as undertaking the wronged spouse, if the cyclist had a car he wouldn't need to cycle everywhere and his wife wouldn't have the opportunity to sleep around behind his back.

I read that in a Kevin Bacon voice...