Jokes / Joke du jour!

Seems there's joke perfectionism going on.

I am an easy audience though...

Here's a joke from my schoolyard days: (substitute for appropriate country)

Do you know the sign "no overtaking" with the red and black car?
In Belgium they put a sign underneath saying it's valid for other car colours too.

#Drumroll, gets coat, thank you very much

so is the red car the husband, if so why would the wife talk about him in the 3rd person. surely the black car would be the husband because he's the one who was undertaking.

...I don't get it.