i think the joke is she thought it was her lover climbing into bed as the cyclist/husband had got up and she assumed he'd gone for his ride but hadn't.
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i think the joke is she thought it was her lover climbing into bed as the cyclist/husband had got up and she assumed he'd gone for his ride but hadn't.