I hate

They look suspicious, maybe a stop and search is in order, then a swift kicking when nobody else is looking.

Cracking idea, thanks.

Why don't you try cycling to work Constable?

I do cycle to work but sometimes I've got too much kit to carry like steel toe-capped boots, batons, cuffs, taser, pepper spray and a sackful of evidence to plant on some innocent bystander. I must finish building my bike trailer....