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@fizzy.bleach
For reasons too boring to go in to I needed to do 20 miles this weekend which I put off until today. My house to Richmond Park, 1 lap and then back.
To pass to time I made up a song, inspired by a gentleman I saw.
DISCLAIMER: this song is discriminatory.
*The MAMIL song (to the tune of My Old Man's a Dustman)*
Oh! Middle aged man in lycra,
He wears a Rapha hat.
He spends ten grand on cycling gear,
And still looks like a twat.
Rides only pure black carbon,
Has all the pro team kits.
And the only thing that slows him down,
Is his beer gut and his tits.
Athangyewverrmuch.