Jokes / Joke du jour!

ha yeah mexicans lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgABbHPdwH4

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a pretty rare number, you've probably never heard of it.

I have that joke on vinyl.

First edition pressing?

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Tell it at work and watch canteen clear out, room for yourself.

I used that on somebody who studied law. They spent a whole day in the books she had on law (before the interweb) trying to see if there was difference.

/csb

that ^^^ makes vic reeves jokes on shooting stars appear funny

how many apostrophe's did i miss above ?

none if you don't use the possessive i.e. Vic Reeves jokes, jokes by Vic Reeves
you'd have got away with it but lack of capitals ruined it anyway

i wasn't using, it i wasn't .. honest

#whatsthepossesive#

Vic Reeves' jokes. Jokes belonging to Vic Reeves

It's a quagmire, Oliver will be along soon

#thinksaboutmakingaracistjokeaboutolinotvisitingthisthread

apostrophe's

btw i hope you see the irony here

What do you call a building full of mexicans?

a prison..

What did the mexican kid get for his birthday?

your bike...

What do you call a building full of mexicans?

a prison..

What did the mexican kid get for his birthday?

your bike...

What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?

racist...

ftfy

your are richard hammond and the top gear presenters and I claim my £5

What do you call a building full of black men?

a prison..

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

your bike...

What do you call a black man without a lawnmower?

unemployed...

think about it you lazy, deeply stupid prick.

'oh it's mexicans they're far away so its fine'

piss off.

william's a mexican
william's a mexican
william's a mexican
william's a mexican
william's a mexican

I don't think that would make any difference.

so you were fine with all but that one..? sorry i didn't see a line and i'll edit.

do you know what fucking year it is?

No, they were all racist.

and oliver balls isn't?

Oliver balls? Fuck it, we'll all be racist and then it's OK.

Oh sorry, good point. There is another bigoted idiot upthread. Carry on.

Did you hear the one about the gay, black, jewish guy?