Jokes / Joke du jour!

As is traditional, Cardinal Bergoglio changed his name when he became Pope. A tradition that dates back to when CRB checks began.

Frankie Boyle

Ha!

Boyle's on a roll today

I committed a cardinal error this week. I wandered into a gay bar and tried to fuck everybody.

Steak and a blow job day this week.

If Prince Charles shops at Tesco there's a good chance he got both from the same animal.

I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea

Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.

South African police have installed state of the art technology outside the bail address of Oscar Pistorius to ensure he doesn't leave.

A cattle grid.

That first one is mildly funny, the other two are mostly "crass". If that's your goal then bravo.

You'll get over it.

did you hear the terrible joke about the wall?

You'll never get over it.

etc

That's more up Tina's street

http://i.imgur.com/CVRQ8z6.jpg

If you want an end to Parkinson's, nod your head.

My girlfriends mum has Parkinson's, she was well offended by that joke. She said "you wouldn't make jokes about cancer?"... So...

Earlier today I saw the facebook group "Kids vs Cancer". It turns out writing "My money is on cancer everytime" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.

http://i.imgur.com/CVRQ8z6.jpg

super lolz

I've been doing a lot of delving at the back of my wardrobe recently. Don't ask me why - it's Narnia business.

As is traditional, Cardinal Bergoglio changed his name when he became Pope. A tradition that dates back to when CRB checks began.

Frankie Boyle

Stolen for facebook, love it.

So Carol Vorderman fell down some stairs and broke her nose.

Apparently on the way down she hit 4 from the top and 3 from the bottom.

why do bakers start work so early ?
cos they knead the dough

^ tell that in public you'd rightly get pained for it

Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because they kneaded a poo.

Funny when I was 7. Has only aged well.

Racist.

^^He's crust the line of bad taste there

I've fallen flour of joke etiquette. Pie take it all back.

How many mandem does it take to change a lightbulb?

Bare

A mexican family are driving down a highway when they see a sign saying "30 only"

so they pull over and 12 of them get out