Ways not to lock your bike

Not so sure as Andrew also later posted this. But I don't know how he/she writes and am happy to give BotD.

snottyotter is right, I was being sarcastic, the "no way" is the clue.

Chung, sorry, my later statement did rely on the first being understood as sarc. I do use those things, I am sure a screwdriver would be able to open them. But... I have not lost a wheel yet. I basically think they about as good as having the wheel nutted on, maybe marginally more secure. In the end, there is always going to be someone with a QRed wheel nearby, and most thieves will go for the easy take.

Yeah, the bike locked to the railings is a fucking disgrace.