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@Hovis
This morning I was in a mood and decided to be quite untactful when calling out a roadie.
He swerves round to the right of a car, that is indicating right, and has started moving to turn right, to overtake it. This evidently inconveniencies him as he nearly T bones the vehicle, so he starts shouting at the driver and then heads on his way.
Then about 30 seconds later he RLJs through a busy intersection to the sound of many horns.
So when I caught up with him a few minutes later, the conversation went something like this.
Me: Hello mate!
Him: hello....
Me: Has anyone ever told you that you ride like a cock?
Him: (in a look of disbelief) Sorry, what was that?
me: YOU RIDE LIKE A MASSIVE DICK YOU CUNT.
Him: Fuck off mate, mind your own business.
His pace was pathetic and I didn't feel like engaging him anymore than that. He passed me later with a very wide berth whilst RLJing Shepherds bush roundabout.