Royalty

Maybe it'll hit the side of her vajayjay on the way out.

do you reckon the queen has been wearing a nappy this week while out and about to help with her " stomach problems "

she did that one appointment ... wonder if she had a mishap and decided to lay low untill fully recovered ?

I like to think that queenie has never had to see, smell ,worry about or even know of that which exudes from her anus.

do you reckon she has a really small footman down there ?

Plugged it with a corgi puppy.

ah just like richard geere, but he uses gerbils

Anus Horribilis?

do you reckon she has a really small footman down there ?

Yes, using a small spade and bucket to 'muck the old bitch out'

Out of town in the sticks so news a bit garbled today

The Queen resigned today didn't she?

Thinking about putting your CV forward?

The day after I get British Citizenship?

Don't all thank me at once.

Didnt the queen say she was clamping down on immigrants?

So you are suggesting that she was born outside the EU?

Oh dear anyone born before 1973 was born outside the eu
should i resign too?

What from?

Don't discourage him.

What from?

How do I know?

Thinking about putting your CV forward?

Who'd accept my CV considering the clampdown?

Don't discourage him.

You're fired >>>>>>>>>>>>

Don't discourage him.

need a job?

I think its a retirement, unless she's putting her hand up for the top job at some other vacant Monarchy.

Have fun with Prince Chuckles.

KING Chuckles lol

Didnt the queen say she was clamping down on immigrants?

Not sure. Is she going back to Greece or Germany?

CoppiThat says £1 please...

I like to think that queenie has never had to see, smell ,worry about or even know of that which exudes from her anus.

The british peoples liberty, that's what exudes from her anus right before she flushes down into the sewer

heard from a reliable source that Philip most likely has bowel cancer