• Me:

    Cycling home yesterday afternoon from Dagenham to Isle of Dogs along the CS3. I was coming up behind a couple of chavs waking side by side almost completely blocking the cycle lane.

    Just enough room for me to get past. On purpose I rode past one of the chavs and knocked him with my shoulder. I didn't turn round to acknowledge him. He whistled after me.

    I was such an arrogant dick. I regret doing it so much. Simply no need. I just hope they don't recognise me and jump me sometime.

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