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That's amazing. The last time I ever flew with Ryanair they were closing the gate 30min before takeoff, about the same time I would normally arrive at the airport when flying with any other airline, which would give me plenty of time for a drink or two before boarding.

My favourite bit was when I remembered my hand luggage contained my washbag, with all over 100ml toiletries. There was a woman before security who checked my ticket, asked me if I had any liquids. I run off, shouting that I don't, then suddenly remember and shout, "Shit! Yes I do!" I run back to her, ask what to do, she hands me a bin, I throw the whole thing in there, then run off yelling back, "No time, no time!!" while flailing my arms around.