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@Jezston
Arrrgggghhh.
Just got off the phone on the non-emergency number to report the following cunt:
After stopping in front of him at some traffic lights, the lights turn green and shithead in the white audi just behind me passes me as agressively and as closely as possible - seriously I haven't had a pass this close in years.
Of course he immediately stops at the next lights 3 seconds later. Foolishly giving him the benefit of the doubt I pull alongside him and actually very politely and firmly state that was very dangerous and please don't pass cyclists that close. This is of course met with a torrent of abuse and threats revealing the close pass was completely deliberate because I'd stopped in front of him at the previous lights and held him up for all of 0.75 seconds and he needed to punish me / show off to his girlfriend / compensate for his tiny, tiny penis. He then drives off as the lights change.
5 seconds later he stops at the following lights. As the lights have only just turned red I decide I'm going to stop and get a photo of his reg. Remembering in cases where drivers have denied their presence and got away with it I stop in front and try to get a photo showing him clearly in the driving seat. He then of course attempts to run me over, despite the lights being red. Fumbling I don't have time before the lights turn green and he pulls around and drives off, just giving me time to get a shot of the back of his car with reg.
Icing on the cake? The taxi driver who pulled alongside me during this, blocking the traffic behind him, to threaten me with a slap for ... blocking the traffic.
Guess I'm going to have to start using my CountourHD again.