Happy birthday Skully

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  • You're the best...

  • happy birthday Ben have a good 'un

  • Fuck me, you must be proper old by now.

  • Happy birthday to you!

  • happy birthday skully.
    did you get lego?

  • Happy Birthday dude.

  • My hero, happy birthday... x

  • @bmmf innit bruv

    Cheers!

  • Many Happy Returns.

  • You're the best...

    Hope you suckers all realise this is one of my many aliases!!

  • Happy b'day Ben...hope you're having a great old time

  • Hope you suckers all realise this is one of my many aliases!!

    Yes....We did...

    Tho we are humouring you like we do most of the time...?....(Takes off patronising mother face....I just had one too...fucking 40...jesu christos....so am smiling in a motherly fashion...ahhh aquarians ...etcetctetc)

    Wow....You got this far...there is hope for us all...;D

    Have a good one baba....!

  • Happy birthday Ben

  • bloody Aqueerians.
    wierdos.
    Hope youre enjoying today Ben.

  • Happy Birthday!

  • I think it was Skully's 30th, though the number of candles on his cake was always proportional to the size of the inside pocket in the overcoat he had been wearing during his 'shopping' trip to PoundLand that morning.
    Anyway it was quite a party. His parties always were. The home brewing craze of the 70s had never died out in Skully's home, though the ingredients, largely gathered from under the sink, were, at best, unconventional. And potent. Lethal in the right quantity and the right quantity for Skully and his rag tag band of friends, acquaintances and limping ex-bouncers was industrial.
    Skully had found himself a new lady friend, brassy, loud and with an imposing goitre. No one has ever accused him of an excess of delicacy. For much of the evening he wore his lady friend's underwear on his head with the hauteur that a victorious Olympian wore a laurel crown.
    Naturally, the evening's entertainment was of a type that less boisterous people would classify as gratuitous violence. Skully has a sense of propriety though and ejected two guests for using an old sailor's false leg in a manner for which it had never been intended.
    Yes, I think it was his 30th. You could have got very decent odds on Skully failing to see his 41st. At liberty, at least. But he has and for that we should be grateful.

  • Thanks Will. I think.

  • I'm probably finishing early tomorrow...
    #spontaneousskullybirthdayparty

  • And I owe you for Scarlett's book...

    BTW Cheers BMMF, lovely inscription... Cunt...

  • Happy birthday Ben. Hope you had a good one.

    Lovely story Will.

  • HappyBirthdayCunyChops. x

  • Happy birthday. Have a good one

  • And I owe you for Scarlett's book...

    BTW Cheers BMMF, lovely inscription... Cunt...

    I can't remember what I wrote - giddy on fame at the time, you know how it is.

  • All we care is that you remember what you will write.

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Happy birthday Skully

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