What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

What does it mean for hipsterism when your look is easily and commonly obtained from high street stores?

As soon as this happens, it is time to abandon ship I'm afraid. Over the years I have had to stop wearing, amongst other things,

Trilby hats
ripped jeans
safety pins
Mohican hair cut
Converse trainers (I can still just about wear the plain black ones)
tweed jackets
Ray bans
Parkers
nipple rings
stockings and suspenders
mink coats
my wife's head as a hat