I confess...

Above the one on the left...

wut

Yup I'm on the left.
Y'all like my new ride?

the dude on the right?

"Wut?"

Ok I have no idea what's going on now...

I like Cat Stevens.

Me too, he's my favourite terrorist.

Oh, and in a bizarre parallel of recent events in Indra's life, I kidney punched myself this morning by falling over onto a wing mirror, leading to a driver shouting at me that I was a c**t.

I hope that you turned green, ripped your shirt off, pulled him outta the car and threw him at the side of a bus.

Damn, I knew there was something I'd forgotten

stay true

I just went outside. Tomorrow I will be getting the bus to work. It is raining slush

^it looks worse than it is. Raining slush turns out tone preferable to raining rain.

So heading past Lewisham college this morning the guy riding a fixed in front of me nearly gets wiped out by a right turning Mercedes coming the other way, the car stops at the last moment and he swerves round the front (he was riding fine, in primary). The car then continues to turn I skid and turn left alongside to avoid an impact.
For some reason I chase him down screaming and shouting, he gets out of his car all road raged up too, I get off my bike (I've been caught off balance before) and face him down, there's a fair bit of 'Fuck you' 'No Fuck you' I've got 3 inches on him and a few kilos he gets back in his car as I hear myself saying 'yeah get back in your shitty little car and fuck off' (it was a rather new C class)
I turn round and remount my bike, there's a bunch of onlookers one I recognise says 'I've got a photo' (I hope she meant of him pulling In front of me not me squaring up to him line a macho prick). As I ride off muttering something about tearing off heads and shitting down necks I realise she's a mum from my kids' school.

2 lessons; don't shit where you live and remember you're now (ostensibly) a respectable middle aged man.

^That is how mine should have gone!

^^ Cant believe how many times i got dangerously overtook this morning, considering how wet, slippy and bad the visibility was, bunch of cunts the lot of them

Avoiding actual violence is good.
But I still feel like a prick -I stopped screaming at drivers in that 'I'm a big guy do you want a crack at the title?' way over a decade ago.
I once got rabbit punched on Deptford broadway by the passenger of some cockney wanker I was bawling out who was wearing a sovereign ring (or two) -she was 17.

"...don't shit where you live."

To avoid soiling your neighbourhood, instead chase down a motorists, rip their head off and shit down their neck.

"...remember you're now (ostensibly) a respectable middle aged man."

Nothing demonstrates dissatisfaction like ripping someone's head off and shitting down their neck. While this might be justified at times, to avoid soiling your neighbourhood for instance, it is hardly the act of a respectable middle aged man.

I once got rabbit punched on Deptford broadway by the passenger of some cockney wanker I was bawling out who was wearing a sovereign ring (or two) -she was 17.
That was actually Brave. He's often mistaken for a 17 year old girl.

*that photo.jpg*

As a rule of a thumb I recommend against ripping peoples head off, let alone shitting down their neck, certainly when it comes handling minor incidents like this one. Don't forget that the old kidney punch™ often has proven successful in terms of resolving conflict.

;-)

That was actually Brave. He's often mistaken for a 17 year old girl.

*that photo.jpg*

Evidently you are too...

That was actually Brave. He's often mistaken for a 17 year old girl.

*that photo.jpg*

Does he wear sovereign rings?

Only when punching people.