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He'll blame it on the iPad.

More likely he'll make a comment about not being able to get the staff these days.

Is Clive jetting off somewhere again then?

maybe he just hangs round airports.. i was getting the impression the heathrow hilton was his second home

of late he's dropped airports into a lot of his posts and board meetings, lots of board meetings

I think he's John H's bagman.

The sun will set just before the final whistle is blown.

In literature that would be called foreshadowing.

i can picture them both now sitting in those hammocky seats swinging gently too and fro ... with down town california in the back ground

"Clive, pass me a Magic™ mallet head. I wish to spam the polo forum with another picture of my holid... er legitimate business trips."
"Yeth marthter..."

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still valid...

If I got the weather right and failed to include a few typos, no one would know that I had written it.

I have to say that I am always amazed and amused when I meet people who read my column regularly and apparently enjoy it. In many instances the amazement derives from an initial impression that those concerned are unlikely to be able to read.

sssshhh clives back
talk about something else

Can we laugh at Odemwingie again?
(Seriously, this story made my morning)

Hey, I just drove here

and this is crazy

im in your car park

so sign me maybe

I'm shocked and saddened that Big 'eck didn't resign.

I'm also afraid that Clive is wrong. It is Newcassle.

Who is big 'eck?

McLeish, he took training this morning

Potty training?

I wee'd myself laughing for nothing.

I feel less bad knowing the Prole wasted a victory wank on his bus to work this morning.

So how many players did QPR buy in the last couple of days?

Here's a pic of the training ground this morning

is that a little contingent of italian racists / chelsea fans in the middle there with the nazi salutes

or is it just a big family and they've spotted mum with the ice creams ?

Top bloke

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/england-and-liverpool-footballer-raheem-sterling-charged-with-assaulting-woman-8476874.html

and just a day after he paid for the village he grew up in's kids to attend school ... either he's got a really good PR man or the papers are out to get him

He earns £40,000-a-week with Liverpool, it has been revealed that Sterling is going to spend most of that money to help village kids in Jamaica to get their education.

http://www.zimbio.com/Raheem+Sterling/articles/cJNf8Q-U2n_/Raheem+Sterling+Helps+Jamaican+School+Kids

and he's is a dirty little bugger on the pitch too
a bit too aggressive in my book

Just want to thank QPR for taking Jenas from us.