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@Hovis
I got called out by a shopper lady today when she undertook me just before a junction I intended to turn left at, preventing me from getting on the utter left hand side of the road. I put my left arm out to make my turning left intentions perfectly clear, in case she was planning on going straight or right.
When the traffic light turned green, of course, she goes straight, and doesn't give me the space, I say "I'd like to turn left here please". She says "Well get in the FOOKING LEFT THEN INNIT". I say "I would love to but your fat ass is in the way". She started screaming, I called her a cunt. We both went our separate ways.
Previous to this, she undertook me at a zebra crossing I was waiting at and gave a fright to some poor chap.
Maybe I shouldn't have called her fat, or a cunt, but it felt good.