Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I'm saying that there have been times when I have bitterly, doggedly, joylessly masturbated while a woman has bitterly, doggedly, joylessly obseverved because the shared humiliation had somehow replaced the shared feelings of love, intimacy, arousal and warmth that a spontaneous mutual sexual dalliance would normally have fulfilled.

In other words:

I wanked.

She watched.

I came.

She looked away.

I wiped.

We both felt awful.

We pretended to go to sleep.

Neither of us slept.

I'd like to do a 'deal with it' meme now, but there isn't one that's appropriate.

is there more to sexy time than this?