Go along with some pepper spray and nunchucks and ask him nicely, or the whole plod thing isn't too daft. Maybe.
I'm still a bit bemused the Police don't want to get involved. Tbf I don't credit them with much efficiency, but how the suffering fuck do they not leap at a chance like this to nail the wrongun? I once sat down with the (then?) head honcho for the CTF (on the auspices of setting up a bike theft reporting website), and he gave the impression it was a few guys full time job to search gumtree for these sort of ads.
Silly idea - why don't you say your a journo writing a piece on Police bike theft inactivity, and present them with the evidence and ask for a quote to why they don't give much of a fuck?
Go along with some pepper spray and nunchucks and ask him nicely, or the whole plod thing isn't too daft. Maybe.
I'm still a bit bemused the Police don't want to get involved. Tbf I don't credit them with much efficiency, but how the suffering fuck do they not leap at a chance like this to nail the wrongun? I once sat down with the (then?) head honcho for the CTF (on the auspices of setting up a bike theft reporting website), and he gave the impression it was a few guys full time job to search gumtree for these sort of ads.
Silly idea - why don't you say your a journo writing a piece on Police bike theft inactivity, and present them with the evidence and ask for a quote to why they don't give much of a fuck?