Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

So your comment about photoshop was pretty much irrelevant then.

And how does any of the above help a guy to fit his polariser on a different sized lens?

Didn't used to work for Jessops by any chance did you?

1. Don't buy circular polarisers - get a filter system
   
2. Learn some photography
   
3. With DSLRs apart from reflections for reducing the haze on non-reflective materials use PS.
   
4. I've ever used polarising filter for Velvia transparency when doing landscapes and I'm still alive
   
5. Use proper shops not supermarkets