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@NurseHolliday
**Gary Henderson
Tesco
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** Alright lads,
Look I know you're having a rough time of it just now with yous sticking horses in burgers and feeding hot dogs to Swans and whatever else is happening.
I just want you to know that we all make mistakes. Once I put Fairy Liquid in the frying pan instead of Cooking Oil. Once I put motor oil in the water bit of my engine. So you mistook a cow with a horse. It's easy done. I'm no here to make fun of you or throw puns all over the place because you're probably sick of them all just now.
I would say you're the most talked about person n FaceBook just now but to be honest up here in Scotland this wee rocket called Jolene (llike the Dolly Parton song) battered a guy and is causing it all over the shop (not your shop).
I just wanted to say you'll aways have a supporter in me. What other shop can I stroll into at 2am on a Tuesday night an walk out with a full suit, toothpaste, a full chicken, a packet of babybell, a cake, David Seamans Football Gaffes DVD and a 6 pack of Vimpto? Asda? sure maybe, but their floors are always a wee bit dirty. Sainsbury's? Think I'm rolling in it? No. It always has been and always will be you Tesco.
Just let me know what part of the animal is where next time and we'll call it sound.
Lots of Love,
Gary Henderson aged 24 and 3/365ths.
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