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Because I am sad.

And because I always wanted to be a pilot, but then a nice lady came to school and told me I was blind as a bat (not a problem with corrective lenses) and red green colour blind (a problem).

It's actually quite possible that I'd be fine, there are more advanced tests now. There's definitely nothing to stop me taking up general aviation (icckle private planes) and I've decided I'm definitely going to have an introductory lesson this summer. I'm not sure I'd want to be a proper pilot now, lots of sitting around watching the computers do stuff.

Do what I do - run around the office with my arms outspread, going "weeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwwww".

(With the occasional "buddabuddabuddabudda" when I see an enemy coming out of the sun.)