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@Gren
It looks like these jokes have got off to a flying start. To save you all a lot of horsing about I've rounded up a few .....
I just bought some burgers from Tesco....and they're off!
Reading the label on these burgers I've noticed that they contain very little fat, but quite a lot of Shergar.
A man was taken to A&E after eating a burger. The Hospital say he had galloping diarrhea, but is now in a stable condition.
Stories have flooded the press and Tesco are having a mare, to be Frankel. An Istalian spokesperson for the company said "I canter believe it and I think its been going on fulong time".
The Tesco PR department really need to take the reins here, people are starting to equestrian the way they're handling it. They say that they are holding back as they don't want to stirrup the situation and the Company should be able to ride it out.
Personally I prefer the My Lidl Pony burgers anyway.