I confess...

I plan to try racing people on strava just to beat them on their commute and take away the fastest route....

I plan to get a fastest route on strava, then dig a pit and cover it over with twigs and leaves

OK, I'm ready.

http://app.strava.com/segments/2657380

The key to this segment is to maintain your speed on the dirt track bit at the end. Even if there are patches of leaves.